Damien Katz: "Who Moved my Hasselhoff?"
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This has to be one of the funniest things I have read in a long time, and it was penned by the ever-creative Damien Katz. He has written a brilliant essay entitled Who Moved my Hasselhoff?. As Damien explains towards the beginning of his post...
...because it really clarified my thinking, and allowed me to figure out what's causing the problems our country has been having: 9/11, Iraq, Hurricanes, Bennifer.
It's all caused by a lack of David Hasselhoff.
I know this may be stunning to you – I didn't want to believe it at first either. But the evidence is overwhelming that when David Hasselhoff's million-watt smile isn't part of our cultural fabric, things turn to shit in a hurry.
Absolutely inspired. I am awed by Damien's Hasselhoffian wit and intellect. :)
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But its not me you should be awed by, it's Hasselhoff! Have my words taught you nothing?
Posted by Damien At 06:24:24 PM On 10/13/2005 | - Website - |
Check out toward the end of the trailer.
http://www.nick.com/all_nick/movies/spongebob/trailers.jhtml
This explains the IT industry resurgence!
Posted by Curt Stone At 07:08:08 AM On 10/16/2005 | - Website - |
I must add also, that during the Hasselhoff years the WTC was attacked in 93, there was an assassination attempt on a former President in 93 (for which Clinton used as a reason to get Hussein in his Iraq Policy of 1998), there were also the Khobar Towers, USS Cole, etc... Perhaps these events took place because Hasselhoff was simply preoccupied with the women in his oval off... I mean beach, sorry!
Do I welcome back Mr. Hasselhoff? Certainly - as long as no music is involved!
Posted by Chris Whisonant At 07:19:49 AM On 10/14/2005 | - Website - |