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Traveling to the Congo? Keep up with your, uhmm, "most cherished posession"

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Reuters reports of a panic that has hit Kinshasa, Congo. It appears that there is a widespread belief that sorcerers are "snatching" penises (yes, you read that right) from unsuspecting males. It has turned into a widespread panic. According to the story, Penis theft panic hits city...
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

So, if you're in the Congo, beware sorcerers wearing gold rings, or you may lose your most cherished "posession"!!

Rock

Comments

1 - So no longer is the excuse "I was in the pool!" now it's "It was a voodoo sorcerer!"
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2 - I have some spam in my gmail account I could forward to the poor souls that may help. Emoticon
Bill Engvall, of Blue Collar Comedy fame, has a bit on this because his young son suffers from this hysteria. Bill tries to convince his son that there is no such thing as a penis snatcher and that he can keep his hands out of his pants in public. Funny stuff.

3 - Rocky - did you know that one of your colleagues - Ady - is actually from the Congo.
Now I understand why he left!

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