12/25/2009

I got a MAJOR AWARD!!

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I happen to love Christmas, even though I am an atheist (and before you start a tangent why I celebrate xmas as an atheist, let me forewarn you that this is not that thread; I will delete any posts attempting to go on that path - if you want to have that discussion, I'll start another thread). I love the idea of giving during the darkest, coldest time of the year, and I really enjoy the fun traditions - decorations, present exchange, and holiday movies. And out of all of these great xmas movies, one of my favorites is "A Christmas Story".

My family knows quite well that I am a huge Christmas Story fan, and so this year I got a present that I have secretly coveted for many years - I finally have my very own MAJOR AWARD!! Now my Major Award is not full size - that version can be had, but it is a bit above my price range. Mine is desktop-size, and is perfect for my desk, as shown below:

My Major Aard

So, now I'm working in the "the soft glow of electric sex" - what a great holiday!

Rock

12/21/2009

Jingle Bells - Redux!

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This is very creative, and fun! (OK, at least to me... )

Rock

12/16/2009

C.U.L.T. shirt 2010 Top 10: Top 10 things "Lotus Knows"...

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Andrew has been hard at work on this year's Certified Unofficial Lotusphere Tee (C.U.L.T.) shirts, and we're at the point where we need your help. We'd like some suggestions for the top 10 list for this year's shirt, and this year the top 10 list ties in closely with the latest Lotus marketing message - "Lotus Knows...". Based on that intriguiging message, we decided it would be fun to find out what exactly Lotus does (or doesn't) "know", based on your input. So, please provide your best suggestions for the following list:

Top 10 Things Lotus Knows (or Doesn't Know)...

We'll collect the list, argue over it a bit, and then put the ones we like the best on the back of the shirt. Maybe. If we feel like it Seriously, this is all in good fun, and we'll take the suggestions that we like and add them to the back of the shirt - and guess what? If you get your suggestion added to the shirt, we'll give you one for free! (of course we give the shirts out to anyone who asks, but we'll smile and thank you when we give you your shirt )

Thanks for your help, and we'll see you at Lotusphere 2010!

Rock

12/02/2009

Where oh where has my little hair gone?

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You may not have noticed it or not, but I'm getting older (I'll wait while you clean up your computer screen from where you just spewed laughing). I'm 45, and halfway to 46. Now, I accept a few things about getting older:

  • I'll get some wrinkles, and eventually look like a prune
  • I'll probably gain a few pounds; I've been able to keep my weight in check so far, but I can't exercise very much anymore. And while new knees will help (getting them in 2010), I accept that it's only a temporary solution.
  • My already "high forehead" would continue to "grow", and I would eventually be predominately bald
Now, I do not plan to fight aging; in fact I intend to embrace it, and while that means that I will accept - and even celebrate - the evidence that I've lead a good life, I do not intend to just sit back and do nothing to at least avoid looking comical. So, for instance, I intend to probably grow a big ol' white beard in 15-20 years, and probably look like an elfin Santa. Why? Well, why not? I CAN grow a bushy beard, might as well do it when it finally looks kewl.

But this post isn't about my beard; nor is it about my weight. It is about my hair (or increasingly lack thereof). My hair has begun an accelerated and full retreat off of my head; and in fact it appears to be in a race between it all being grey/white, and it all being gone. I have always said that I would not sport the, shall we say, "popular" MPB (Male Pattern Baldness) haircuts, such as the "Bozo the Clown" (thick hair around the sides, none on top), the "combover" (aka the "car hood"), or the "unicorn" (you've seen it - guys with that tuft of hair right in the middle, a little island of "bald-faced" defiance). In fact my solution is to eventually shave (or very, very closely cut) my hair, similar to one of these distinguished gentlemen:


Ed Harris - cropped pretty short, but with some length - maybe 1/2"


Patrick Stewart - basically shaven, with a "five o'clock shadow"

Then we have the exceptional John Malkovich, two ways:


John Malkovich #1 - another shaven/five o'clock shadow


John Malkovich #2 - short - maybe 1/4", with it going straight down to his beard, all the same length (nice touch)

And of course, there's completely cleanshaven.

And one more - we can't forget our favorite resident big bald teddy bear, vowe:

Volker does a nice shaven head (sometimes a bit of fuzz), with a beard or goatee.

Now, I have noticed that many bald/balding men also have facial hair; I don't know if this is overcompensation, or just done to provide "balance". In any case I know I can't have a beard/goatee now, because it is about 50/50 white/light brown. Maybe with a shaven head, that would be ok; I don't know.

Well, I believe it is coming up close to the time to ditch the hair. Don't think so? My family didn't either - until I pointed it out to them. Here, let me show you...

Rock - front

Rock - left

Rock - right

So, there you have it. As you can tell, if you're honest (with yourself, if not with me), my hair is going back rather quickly. My high forehead was noticeable from the sides a little when I was younger, but now the receding hair line (in full retreat to the rear, no stragglers left in the "front") is increasing how quickly it moves. And like I said earlier - I don't mind it going away - I earned it - but I just want to make it not look stupid.

I want your honest opinion. Be frank. Be brutal. Use a fake name if you don't want to hurt my feelings (BTW - you can't - ask my best friends). I just want to know what you think.

And who knows - maybe I'll be sporting a new hair-do at Lotusphere 2010

Rock

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