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Today is the birthday of one of my closest friends in the world - Rob Novak. I have known Rob for many years, and have been through many things with him. He is one of my closest confidants, as well as being one of the most awesome and impressive people I know.

So, a normal birthday greeting isn't enough for someone of Rob's stature. He should be celebrated with something more...

How about a limerick free-for-all?

I hesitate to call it a contest because, well, I don't have anything to give away. But, I would love to read your inventive limerick creations, so please feel free to post your "limerick ode to Rob Novak". Here's mine to get you started...

There once was a man named Rob Novak,
The name's origins may be Slovak.
His sessions were renowned,
For Guinness spread all 'round,
This feat more awesome with his po' back.

Rob is a great speaker, that's a fact,
his sessions at devcons always packed.
But when sessions are done,
To wife Liz he comes home,
She tells him no speaking in the sack!


There are a couple to get you started. For those who are wondering about the "structure" of a limerick, check out the primer from Limerick Rules.

Happy birthday, Rob - we love ya!

Rock

Comments

1 - There once was a speaker from Kansas,
On whose birthday Rock's blog is our canvas,
For poetic expressions,
In praise of Rob's sessions,
With content and style that kick-ass!

2 -
There once was a Quickplace fanatic,
To him, it's design was quite plastic,
He's aged one more year...
Getting old now I fear...
Hope not just his back will be spastic...

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3 - Not as good as Richard's but...

There once a gentleman rock st'r

Who set to make bett'r our Quickr

Some templates: a wiki and blog

All helped to make it much slick-r

4 - Here's mine:

A man named Rob was a vegetarian
He was eaten for lunch by a librarian
Said the woman, "Hello!
You'd be tastier, for sure
If you had been salted and septuagenarian!"

5 - Our friend Rob is having a birthday,
But still he bleeds yellow all the way,
In fact he's as yellow,
As that Nathan fellow,
'Cause we've bought him a brand new toupee.



6 - ROTFLMAO - this are GREAT!!

Please, please keep them coming!

(now I am going to go catch my breath...)

rock

7 -

He's known as the King of Clab'ration,
And his talks draw a standing ovation,
He's done work linked to Lotus,
In the big house of POTUS,
but today is about Celebration!

-- Emoticon --

8 -

Of pills there's the blue or the yellow,
And Rob's a decisive type fellow,
He picked before noon,
'cause he knows there's no spoon,
but with age, even he's gonna mellow


9 -
We could have left Quickplace for dead,
Until Rob built some templates instead,
Though he's great at the biz,
Thank God he's got Liz,
'Cause she won't let it go to his head!

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10 -
To make money that measured a ton,
His days in a band were all done,
Though no longer a member,
he'll always remember,
Even bad sax is better than none!



11 -
Ok, If I don't get to work I'll sit here writing bad poetry all day.

I think its time for Ben, our resident Poet, to hold his lighter up and yell "Free verse! Free Verse!"

Emoticon

12 - Attendees hung over from liquor,
Drink coffee while watching the vicar.
The Bishop of Quickplace,
Rob pontificates, Share-
Point's handy but Quickr is slicker

13 -
Oh the years they are starting to roll on,
and girls won't respond to his come on,
but his friends hope he'll stay,
'cause we like him that way,
though his poetry's worse than a Vogon!


14 - Rob Novak knows AJAX and wikis,
He shares lots of code and cool trickies,
But on his birthday,
SameTime says just "Away",
The reason? His gift's not a quickie.






15 - There once was a man they called Rob,
Whose talks often drew many a mob,
Those who were there,
(some of which had little hair),
Knew he would do an excellent job.Emoticon

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