C.U.L.T. shirt 2010 Top 10: Top 10 things "Lotus Knows"...
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Andrew has been hard at work on this year's Certified Unofficial Lotusphere Tee (C.U.L.T.) shirts, and we're at the point where we need your help. We'd like some suggestions for the top 10 list for this year's shirt, and this year the top 10 list ties in closely with the latest Lotus marketing message - "Lotus Knows...". Based on that intriguiging message, we decided it would be fun to find out what exactly Lotus does (or doesn't) "know", based on your input. So, please provide your best suggestions for the following list:
Top 10 Things Lotus Knows (or Doesn't Know)...
We'll collect the list, argue over it a bit, and then put the ones we like the best on the back of the shirt. Maybe. If we feel like it 
Seriously, this is all in good fun, and we'll take the suggestions that we like and add them to the back of the shirt - and guess what? If you get your suggestion added to the shirt, we'll give you one for free! (of course we give the shirts out to anyone who asks, but we'll smile and thank you when we give you your shirt 
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Thanks for your help, and we'll see you at Lotusphere 2010!
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Posted by Jason At 09:32:56 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Chris Blatnick At 09:35:51 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows I'd better be seen wearing this Shirt on Wednesday night
Lotus Knows where the coffee disappears to.
Posted by Declan Lynch At 09:42:52 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Jason At 09:56:54 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Mike Maguire At 10:06:05 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Paul Mooney At 10:07:49 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by David Bockes At 10:10:54 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by David Stephens At 10:17:48 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
1314 of these CULT shirts. ( or however many years the cult shirt has been around )Posted by Declan Lynch At 10:27:23 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Randy Nelson At 10:30:22 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Karl-Henry Martinsson At 10:41:06 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Jason At 10:43:31 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Devin Olson At 10:53:30 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Rob Thomas At 11:16:09 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Rob Thomas At 11:33:22 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 11:44:45 AM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows that the outlook is so bright, ya gotta wear shades.
Lotus Knows that the world is getting flatter. Which makes the Flat Earth
Society's day.
Lotus Knows you need a rudimentary lathe.
Lotus Knows that if people don't understand what you sell, they won't buy.
Lotus Knows that life is pain, Highness.
Lotus Knows that IBM execs love ad campaigns that don't push product.
Lotus Knows that it's not how big your stack is, it's how you use it.
Lotus Knows that "one size fits all" only works in spandex, and not well there.
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 12:42:18 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Peter Presnell At 01:16:11 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Kevin At 01:52:40 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 02:20:36 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Giuseppe Grasso At 02:51:52 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Nasty comments won't make it. If you're going to poke fun, it has to be even more funny or you can't pull it off.
Lotus Knows The Trouble I've Seen.
Lotus Knows you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Lotus Knows Things Even the Shadow Doesn't Know
Lotus Knows That Collaboration is more than just a place to Share Your Stuff
Posted by Andrew Pollack At 03:39:53 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows it's crazy to have to buy new licenses for your OS, RDB, Web Server, and Directory just to upgrade your Mail.
Posted by Andrew Pollack At 03:42:08 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows Not Everyone Wants to run Windows
Lotus Knows Penguins are People Too
Posted by Andrew Pollack At 03:43:39 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows I Got This Shirt for Free
Posted by Andrew Pollack At 03:47:20 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows Lotusphere is really just a junket to Disney World
Lotus Knows the iPhone interface was really based on the Workspace
Lotus Knows all the words to The Sametime Song
Lotus Knows #$HCY^& Carrier Lost...
Posted by Declan Lynch At 03:53:16 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows The Secret Route From The Y&B to The Dolphin
Lotus Knows Who the Closing Session Speaker Is
Lotus Knows What Really Happened To Garnet
Lotus Knows What Size This tShirt is
Posted by Declan Lynch At 03:59:00 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows you were going to be here and read this T-shirt
Lotus Knows Kimono's deserves to get a copy of this shirt
Lotus Knows I'd buy you a beer, but they are all free while we are here
Lotus Knows where the party is tonight and every night of Lotusphere
Posted by Keith Brooks At 04:21:32 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows Where You Are - You Are Here
Lotus Knows I Spent Too Much In Kimono's
Posted by Andrew Pollack At 04:46:17 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows why you're smiling. Now, stop it!
Lotus Knows when you'll win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Lotus Knows why Mickey only has three fingers.
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 04:48:34 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows you should have gotten the next larger shirt size.
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 04:55:22 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Urs Meli At 04:59:56 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows when Tiger will un-retire.
Lotus Knows how many steps you have to take to get to SW10.
Lotus Knows when they'll have coffee after every session.
Lotus Knows you have better things to do.
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 05:04:20 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 05:09:23 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 05:10:53 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus may know a lot of things, but Google knows your taste in porn.
Posted by Andrew Pollack At 05:11:41 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 05:13:16 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 05:14:12 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 05:15:24 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 05:17:11 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 05:19:00 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 05:53:34 PM On 12/16/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus knows there's no business like Know business.
Lotus knows how to bring the rest of the world to the business world.
Lotus knows Symphony is a conductor to savings.
Lotus knows that Symphony can be instrumental in cutting costs.
Lotus knows the sound of one hand surfing
Lotus knows Symphony is music to your wallet
Lotus knows Web 2.0 (and knew it before Web 2.0 had a name)
Lotus knows "legacy" isn't a four-letter word.
Lotus knows yellow is collaborative gold.
Lotus knows how to get pirates and ninjas to work together.
Lotus knows -- so I don't have to.
Posted by Mike McGarel At 12:13:43 PM On 12/17/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Mike McGarel At 12:13:45 PM On 12/17/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows the Evil that Lurks in the Hearts of Men (in Redmond)
Posted by Andrew Pollack At 06:04:25 PM On 12/17/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Craig Wiseman At 09:33:27 PM On 12/17/2009 | - Website - |
Lotus Knows who stole the room fridge.
Lotus Knows the Honky Tonk woman.
Lotus Knows better than to go to Kimono's on Sunday night.
Lotus Knows where Little Joe's party is...and you're not invited.
Lotus Knows what Liquid Nitrogen Sorbet tastes like.
Lotus Knows not to tell about that tattoo.
Sorry Ladies, but Lotus Knows is @Unavailable
Lotus Knows all the words to all the songs.
Lotus Knows not to get caught.
Posted by Devin Olson At 06:35:16 PM On 12/21/2009 | - Website - |
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Posted by TheOldGit At 11:23:05 PM On 12/27/2009 | - Website - |